A man in a southern rural town rolled up to a police check point. He had a NRA and deer hunter sticker on his back window. The police officer noticed his stickers and approached the driver's window with slight caution. The driver handed the officer his license and concealed carry permit and informed the officer that he was armed. The officer took his documents and asked what the driver was armed with. The driver replied, "I have a S&W .357 on my side, a Glock 23 between the seat, a Sig in the glove box, and a AR-15 and a Mossberg 12 gauge in the trunk. The surprised officer responded to the man, "Are you scared of something sir?" The driver responded, "no sir, nothing at all."

Hahaha...

That's a good one...

I thought we were headed down a different path when I saw the title. Was concerned I was going to have to lock down a thread before it got started. LOL

I like the version with the expletives included in the drivers response, "The surprised officer responded to the man, "Are you afraid of something sir?" The driver responded, "no sir, not a *+*+*+* thing!"

It's an oldie, but a goodie...

scared would be my last though with that arsenal lol