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    Add a pun...

    There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lisbeth View Post
    There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

    I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

    A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

    Funny...
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    jb, thanks, but where is YOUR PUN?? Here's another one from me:

    Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
    Take the time it takes so that it takes less time.

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    It's not that the man didnt know how to juggle, he just didnt have the balls to do it

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